8 what?

Boring-nya malam ni. Let’s see if I can find some feng shui death-cheating predictions again… Google… search… same old, same old…

Eh?

Apa ni… the Kuakulator?

Albert Ee:
"The Kua Number determines ones Elementary nature based on the Date of Birth using the Lunar Calendar. The Kua number, which runs from number 1 to 9, divides them into either East or West Element Grouping."

Ok, a lot of help that was. But what the heck does it mean?

Quick use of the Kuakulator...
Date… Month… Year…
Female…
Calculate

Your Kua Number
Your Kua number is eight. A person with this Kua number belongs to the West group.

Ooh, I'm an 8. Is that good ah? Sounds like "Patt Kua" (kepochi, penyibuk, busybody) in Cantonese, ha-ha!

Your Element
You are an Earth element person. In general, you are practical and independent. The Earth element is associated with square shapes and the colours of yellowish brown.

So… I’m square? Cheh…

Your Directions
Your best direction is South West, followed by North West, West and North East. Your most unfavourable direction is South East, followed by East, North and South.

Damn it. Gotta bring my compass along everywhere I go now…

Your Numbers
The number 2 is your most favourable number, followed by 6, 7 and 8. The number 4 is your most unfavourable number, followed by 3, 1 and 9.

Ehhh…maybe can buy number strike lottery…

Your Character
You are active, sociable, and aggressive with a strong sense of feeling and emotion.

What? That’s it? No more?…

Aiya. Waste time.

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On another note… line was down in the office today. No Internet. I felt so disconnected, literally.

On another other note… I wanted to f***ing murder somebody today. Just wasn’t funny.