the great escape

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This is an exclusive interview by Bloggarella Barbie, renown scandal reporter of Bolehland. She caught up with the likes of LB taikor and May mui-mui since their mysterious disappearance exactly 6 days ago. Posters of LB's face were circulated on hot blogs in hopes to find the missing casanova and his innocent victim. The interview was held at an exclusive Maldives resort run by the Italian Mafia.


BB: Oh my darlings, how are you? (muah muah)

LB: Doing fine, thank you. (muah muah)

MM: (Mumbles incoherently... muah muah)



BB: I must say, the entire Stalker community was out looking for you for the past few days! You really had them worried, alerting Interpol, sending out FBIs and all. But oh, you were so good in playing hide & seek, even our best spy Agent Cocka couldn't trace your footsteps. But before we go into those details, I'm sure this is the one question which had everyone's tongues wagging, including mine, darling: where on earth have you two been?

LB: Oh, nowhere much... went on a little holiday. Isn't this a lovely place? (Looks around the fabulous resort)... Perfect setting for a romantic getaway, beautiful sunsets, moonlight walks on the beach, skinny-dipping in our own private waters, catching little hermit crabs...

MM: (Squeaks shyly... blush)



BB: That sounds absolutely to faint for! Oh, how romantic, darlings. But what sparked this escapade? What happened?

LB: Well, we were talking one day about how it would be to be alone, just the two of us, in our own private little world. I must say, MM was a little sceptical that our plan would work. Didn't you, honey?

MM: (Nod nod)... (mumble)... handcuffs... (mumble)

BB: What did you say, dear? Handcuffs? (Leans forward, recorder readily poised)

MM: (Cough)... I was doubtful, but it sounded fun so I willingly agreed; he didn't have to use the handcuffs. No force involved.

LB: (Pats MM's knee)



BB: Well, well, well! Isn't this news! And to think the Stalker community was going to send out an International SOS! I knew you could be such a scoundrel to pull this off, LB, but MM... oh sweetheart, I never (well, almost) suspected you had anything to do with it! So dearie, how was it being with Mr. Casanova here for the last few days, having him all to yourself?

MM: (Squeak!)

BB: What was that, hon?

MM: (Beams shyly... blush)

BB: (Laughs musically)... Oh alright, darling. That told me everything I wanted to know! You really do know how to get it good, don't you? (smiles slyly)

MM: (Sighs contentedly)



LB: Do pardon me, BB... but we have a yacht waiting to take us out to sea for a quiet, private dinner. Visit Nemo, perhaps. We really have to run. Are there any more questions?

BB: I do, but I simply mustn't keep you two from your little romantic rendezvous! Goodbye my darlings! Thank you so much for this exclusive interview, we absolutely have to catch up soon and talk about the juicy details! Send my love to Nemo. (muah muah)

MM: (muah muah) Lovely meeting you, BB. (smiles)

LB: (muah muah) Thanks, will catch up soon.

(Both get up to leave...)

LB: Oh, and BB... just to keep things interesting, here's a little bit of juice for your column: MM's preggies. (winks!)


(BB stares after them with mouth wide open)

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Certain characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.


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